DWTS

I'm sitting here watching The View and I just saw a commercial for the new season of Dancing with the Stars. It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. It was all the guys dancing to Right Said Fred's "I'm too sexy". I'm going to say right now that I don't think any of those men are sexy. I think they are all very creepy. They look like they should be all greased up and in a calendar. You know what I'm talking about. Those calendars that are full of creepy greased up men wearing g-strings and posing in uncomfortable positions but it doesn't matter if they are uncomfortable because that position makes their muscles look just right. I'm going to go as far as saying that in most of those calendars 11 out of 12 months those men have the creepiest faces I've ever seen. I guess their face isn't what most people are looking at though. In my opinion there hasn't been a sexy male dancer since Johnny Castle. Just sayin, if there were a 12 month calendar of Patrick Swayze I know who would have one. My friend Jenny. I would buy her one for xmas. That is a good idea. Maybe I'll make her one. I think her ancestors were from Swayzesgay, Georgia. Inside joke. The funny part is she doesn't even read this so I'm just writing it to make myself laugh. HA!