This and That

1. Why is it that my bed is so much more comfortable when my alarm is going off? My bed is like sleeping on a cloud but when my alarm goes off it is the best place in the world. Does anyone else feel that way? Not about my bed but about your own.

2. It makes me sick to see parents chain smoking in a car with a child. It doesn't matter to me if the window is rolled down or not. It just makes me sick.

3. I can tie a tie both on myself or on someone else. I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority there. It seems like most people can do it one way or another but not both.

4. I'm almost done Christmas shopping. Neener Neener Neener.

5. I finally talked Zeth into getting the upside down Christmas tree and when went to buy it they were all sold out. This year we are going to have a real tree and hopefully next year I'll get the one I want. This is what an upside down christmas tree looks like.


6. I'm working on planning a vacation to Arizona in March. We are going to go down to visit Zeth's Aunt Barb for spring training. Just so happens the week we are going they don't have many games. I think we are going to take a few days and head up to the Grand Canyon and maybe hit Sedona on the way.

7. I am turning 20-10 in 32 days. I'm having a birthday party on January 3rd. It's going to be an 80's theme so dig out your parachute pants and cut Members Only jacket. Dust off that crimper and those LA Gear hi-tops. We're gonna party like it's 1984.

8. I hope everyone had a happy and healthy Thanksgiving. I survived all of mine.

9. I really hate those commercials that promote different razors and shaving mechanisms. I hate how they show someone shaving their legs and they jerk the razor really fast and act like they cut themselves. I don't know who does that when they are shaving. If you shave like that then you deserve to get cut and maybe you need to be taught how to properly use the razor. Just sayin...

10. I'm kinda already tired of winter and it really only started a week ago. I know it snowed like 3 weeks ago but it didn't stick. The last week or so it has stuck and I'm tired of it. Yesterday I shoveled the entire driveway, our sidewalk, our neighbors sidewalk to the corner and the sidewalk of the old people who live next to us that won't acknowledge the fact that I'm alive. I thought that was very nice of me since they won't look at or speak to me. A-holes.

11. Zeth refuses to believe that he snores so a few minutes ago I video taped him snoring. I know he will deny it saying it was my making noises but its true. He snores LOUD!

12. Tom Cruise is an idiot.

13. I'm not saying that I'm a Tom Arnold superfan but I really don't like the fact that Access Hollywood is exploiting his sexual abuse as a child. Nancy O'Dell is prying into his personal life and asking extremely inappropriate and personal questions that nobody should ask him for entertainment value. She kept asking him if the person who abused him penetrated him. What the hell? I'm not sure that is something he needs to be sharing with an entertainment show. It sounds more like something he should talk to a therapist about.

14. I wish I knew Chelsea Handler in person. Her and I would be Super Best Friends. Her and I are like 2 peas in a pod. Chuy cracks me up also. Everytime that little nugget opens his mouth I laugh so hard I almost cry. Like the other day Chelsea said that it freaks Chuy out when people lose a lot of weight. When she asked him why it freaks him out he busts out with "I like big butts and I can not lie" while doing the cabbage patch dance. How can you not laugh at a mexican little person doing that?

It's 1 am and I'm tired so I'm going to bed. I think I gave everyone a little something to think about after reading this. Actually I didn't. I'm pretty sure the 1 1/2 persons who read this will forget everything I've said before they even get to this point but I'm glad you wasted 4 minutes of your life reading my brain vomit.