I hope everyone has a great holiday what ever you choose to celebrate. Be safe and stay warm or cool depending on your location.
P.S. I rEaLlY hAtE iT wHeN pEoPle TyPe LiKe ThIs. It MaKeS mE wAnT rIp YoUr FiNgErS oFf AnD sHoVe ThEm WhErE tHe SuN dOeSn'T sHiNe. NoT tO mEnTiOn HoW lOnG iT tAkEs!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
A little bit country, a little bit rocknroll
1. Does anyone else get creeped out by Donny and Marie Osmonds relationship? They are brother and sister but they are a little too close for comfort. Have you seen the new commercial. I don't know what its for but it has the 2 of them on it. Marie walks in with a birthday cake for Donny. When it shows the cake it has a picture of the 2 of them on it. That is just creepy. It just seems like they are ALWAYS together. They are mormon. You don't know what kind of crazy stuff they are into.
2. So I guess I ruined a suprise birthday party for me. My sister and my friends have been talking about throwing me a suprise party for my 20-10th birthday and I went ahead and started planning the exact party they were planning and I had no idea. Now my sister is bummed because I ruined her plans. I feel like I'm the planner and I feel like if I don't do it then it won't get done. I am a bit of a control freak I guess. Obviously if it is a suprise party I wouldn't know about it therefore I would believe that we weren't going to do anything for my 30th birthday which would make me sad. I feel like I never really do anything special for my birthdays. It is just another day that comes and goes. I hang out with my friends but I think the last time I had a real "Party" for my birthday I was turning 13. I'm pretty sure I still have the video from that birthday with Amanda teaching people how to properly brush their teeth and wash their face. Zeth claims he doesn't want to throw me a suprise party because he would be afraid he wouldn't know who to invite and he would leave someone out that I would want to invite. Since I only have like 5 friends it's not like he would forget any of them. Since most of my brothers and cousins won't come to my party because its during deer hunting season that cuts the guests in half. Now I want to have a little pity party for myself because I'm a loser with no friends.
3. We just had a HUGE major winter storm that shut down the entire city. Well that's what the weathermen want you to believe. They had the whole state freaked out about this huge storm that was going to hit. We were going to have at least 6 inches of snow. Everyone had to go to the grocery store on Sunday to get their bread and milk because with 6 inches of snow we would clearly be stuck in our houses for at least 3 weeks and we would die if we didn't have our bread and milk. We got a whole 1.3 inches of snow. It wasn't even enough to cover all the grass in some areas. It was no big deal. Of course there were still the idiots who somehow forget what winter is like. They forget when there is snow and ice on the ground then it will be slick and you won't be able to drive the same way you do when the ground is dry. Idiots. They deserve to get in accidents. It's the poor innocent person who did get stopped in time that they hit that it really sucks for. Like when I got hit by that drivers ed kid. I was there, on the freeway, minding my own business when BAM. This stupid little brat who is taking her drivers ed final slams into me and turns me sideways on the freeway at rush hour. Can you believe she passed??
4. I know I complain about the weather ALL THE TIME. I only like Iowa's weather about 4 months out of the year. I usually like it from the beginning of April through the end of May then not again until mid September through mid November. Other than that it's too hot and humid or too bitter cold and snowy. I'm locationally challenged. I don't know how I was born in this god forsaken state. Unfortunately the only 2 cities I would want to move to have the exact same if not worse weather than we have here. It is like 10 degrees outside and I'm sure with the windchill its around 0. It's so cold. We had to go shopping tonight and I was not amused by the wind that was out there.
5. Tomorrow is my day off and I have so much I need to do. Lets make a list:
Give the dog a bath
clean the living room
finish decorating for xmas
take Jesse to the vet
bake cookies
make lasagna for my mother in laws birthday
Wrap some xmas gifts and a birthday gift
go to the christmas tree farm and pick out a tree with Zeth, Zach, Kathy and Trever
Freeze my ass off
pick up all of the food from our house
go to the In Laws to make dinner and do a birthday party
Come home
Watch Chelsea Lately
Watch Craig Ferguson
Go to bed
I think I would rather be at work. That seems like an awful lot of stuff for a day off. I don't work that hard at work.
6. I don't like any guy singers that sound like chicks. Like the guy from Train. I think that's the group. I don't listen to them but I hear their music on tv sometimes. I'm not a fan. No man should sing in a higher voice than most women.
7. Did you know that Celine Dion dropped out of school at the tender age of 12 and became a lounge singer. Then she was introduced to her old man husband and he basically called her a troll. He said she was ugly and made her do all this stuff to make her more "attractive". Krystal and I were watching some show about her for some reason the other day and that is what we got out of it. I'm not stating all of that as fact but that is what I got out of it. I was only paying attention about 7% of the time.
8. I've said it before and I will say it until the day I die. I wish I had a little person friend. I would make them dress up as an elf for xmas.
9. I've been watching what is going on with the cubs lately. They are looking at getting some new players and getting rid of some current players. It sounds like Mark DeRosa might be on the chopping block. I'm kinda sad about that. I wish Jim Hendry would call me and ask me my opinion on the matter. I would get rid of a few others before DeRo. He saved the Cubs asses last year and now we are going to kick him to the curb. Whatever. Reed Johnson is safe for at least another year so I guess I'm ok with it. I get too emotionally invested in the team during the season then when they go and change up the team during the off season I miss the old players and resent the new ones. They usually wear on me though.
10.I'm bored with this and I need my rest for all of this crazyness going on tomorrow. Good night to all and to all a good night. Over and out.
2. So I guess I ruined a suprise birthday party for me. My sister and my friends have been talking about throwing me a suprise party for my 20-10th birthday and I went ahead and started planning the exact party they were planning and I had no idea. Now my sister is bummed because I ruined her plans. I feel like I'm the planner and I feel like if I don't do it then it won't get done. I am a bit of a control freak I guess. Obviously if it is a suprise party I wouldn't know about it therefore I would believe that we weren't going to do anything for my 30th birthday which would make me sad. I feel like I never really do anything special for my birthdays. It is just another day that comes and goes. I hang out with my friends but I think the last time I had a real "Party" for my birthday I was turning 13. I'm pretty sure I still have the video from that birthday with Amanda teaching people how to properly brush their teeth and wash their face. Zeth claims he doesn't want to throw me a suprise party because he would be afraid he wouldn't know who to invite and he would leave someone out that I would want to invite. Since I only have like 5 friends it's not like he would forget any of them. Since most of my brothers and cousins won't come to my party because its during deer hunting season that cuts the guests in half. Now I want to have a little pity party for myself because I'm a loser with no friends.
3. We just had a HUGE major winter storm that shut down the entire city. Well that's what the weathermen want you to believe. They had the whole state freaked out about this huge storm that was going to hit. We were going to have at least 6 inches of snow. Everyone had to go to the grocery store on Sunday to get their bread and milk because with 6 inches of snow we would clearly be stuck in our houses for at least 3 weeks and we would die if we didn't have our bread and milk. We got a whole 1.3 inches of snow. It wasn't even enough to cover all the grass in some areas. It was no big deal. Of course there were still the idiots who somehow forget what winter is like. They forget when there is snow and ice on the ground then it will be slick and you won't be able to drive the same way you do when the ground is dry. Idiots. They deserve to get in accidents. It's the poor innocent person who did get stopped in time that they hit that it really sucks for. Like when I got hit by that drivers ed kid. I was there, on the freeway, minding my own business when BAM. This stupid little brat who is taking her drivers ed final slams into me and turns me sideways on the freeway at rush hour. Can you believe she passed??
4. I know I complain about the weather ALL THE TIME. I only like Iowa's weather about 4 months out of the year. I usually like it from the beginning of April through the end of May then not again until mid September through mid November. Other than that it's too hot and humid or too bitter cold and snowy. I'm locationally challenged. I don't know how I was born in this god forsaken state. Unfortunately the only 2 cities I would want to move to have the exact same if not worse weather than we have here. It is like 10 degrees outside and I'm sure with the windchill its around 0. It's so cold. We had to go shopping tonight and I was not amused by the wind that was out there.
5. Tomorrow is my day off and I have so much I need to do. Lets make a list:
Give the dog a bath
clean the living room
finish decorating for xmas
take Jesse to the vet
bake cookies
make lasagna for my mother in laws birthday
Wrap some xmas gifts and a birthday gift
go to the christmas tree farm and pick out a tree with Zeth, Zach, Kathy and Trever
Freeze my ass off
pick up all of the food from our house
go to the In Laws to make dinner and do a birthday party
Come home
Watch Chelsea Lately
Watch Craig Ferguson
Go to bed
I think I would rather be at work. That seems like an awful lot of stuff for a day off. I don't work that hard at work.
6. I don't like any guy singers that sound like chicks. Like the guy from Train. I think that's the group. I don't listen to them but I hear their music on tv sometimes. I'm not a fan. No man should sing in a higher voice than most women.
7. Did you know that Celine Dion dropped out of school at the tender age of 12 and became a lounge singer. Then she was introduced to her old man husband and he basically called her a troll. He said she was ugly and made her do all this stuff to make her more "attractive". Krystal and I were watching some show about her for some reason the other day and that is what we got out of it. I'm not stating all of that as fact but that is what I got out of it. I was only paying attention about 7% of the time.
8. I've said it before and I will say it until the day I die. I wish I had a little person friend. I would make them dress up as an elf for xmas.
9. I've been watching what is going on with the cubs lately. They are looking at getting some new players and getting rid of some current players. It sounds like Mark DeRosa might be on the chopping block. I'm kinda sad about that. I wish Jim Hendry would call me and ask me my opinion on the matter. I would get rid of a few others before DeRo. He saved the Cubs asses last year and now we are going to kick him to the curb. Whatever. Reed Johnson is safe for at least another year so I guess I'm ok with it. I get too emotionally invested in the team during the season then when they go and change up the team during the off season I miss the old players and resent the new ones. They usually wear on me though.
10.I'm bored with this and I need my rest for all of this crazyness going on tomorrow. Good night to all and to all a good night. Over and out.
Friday, December 5, 2008
This and That
1. Why is it that my bed is so much more comfortable when my alarm is going off? My bed is like sleeping on a cloud but when my alarm goes off it is the best place in the world. Does anyone else feel that way? Not about my bed but about your own.
2. It makes me sick to see parents chain smoking in a car with a child. It doesn't matter to me if the window is rolled down or not. It just makes me sick.
3. I can tie a tie both on myself or on someone else. I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority there. It seems like most people can do it one way or another but not both.
4. I'm almost done Christmas shopping. Neener Neener Neener.
5. I finally talked Zeth into getting the upside down Christmas tree and when went to buy it they were all sold out. This year we are going to have a real tree and hopefully next year I'll get the one I want. This is what an upside down christmas tree looks like.
6. I'm working on planning a vacation to Arizona in March. We are going to go down to visit Zeth's Aunt Barb for spring training. Just so happens the week we are going they don't have many games. I think we are going to take a few days and head up to the Grand Canyon and maybe hit Sedona on the way.
7. I am turning 20-10 in 32 days. I'm having a birthday party on January 3rd. It's going to be an 80's theme so dig out your parachute pants and cut Members Only jacket. Dust off that crimper and those LA Gear hi-tops. We're gonna party like it's 1984.
8. I hope everyone had a happy and healthy Thanksgiving. I survived all of mine.
9. I really hate those commercials that promote different razors and shaving mechanisms. I hate how they show someone shaving their legs and they jerk the razor really fast and act like they cut themselves. I don't know who does that when they are shaving. If you shave like that then you deserve to get cut and maybe you need to be taught how to properly use the razor. Just sayin...
10. I'm kinda already tired of winter and it really only started a week ago. I know it snowed like 3 weeks ago but it didn't stick. The last week or so it has stuck and I'm tired of it. Yesterday I shoveled the entire driveway, our sidewalk, our neighbors sidewalk to the corner and the sidewalk of the old people who live next to us that won't acknowledge the fact that I'm alive. I thought that was very nice of me since they won't look at or speak to me. A-holes.
11. Zeth refuses to believe that he snores so a few minutes ago I video taped him snoring. I know he will deny it saying it was my making noises but its true. He snores LOUD!
12. Tom Cruise is an idiot.
13. I'm not saying that I'm a Tom Arnold superfan but I really don't like the fact that Access Hollywood is exploiting his sexual abuse as a child. Nancy O'Dell is prying into his personal life and asking extremely inappropriate and personal questions that nobody should ask him for entertainment value. She kept asking him if the person who abused him penetrated him. What the hell? I'm not sure that is something he needs to be sharing with an entertainment show. It sounds more like something he should talk to a therapist about.
14. I wish I knew Chelsea Handler in person. Her and I would be Super Best Friends. Her and I are like 2 peas in a pod. Chuy cracks me up also. Everytime that little nugget opens his mouth I laugh so hard I almost cry. Like the other day Chelsea said that it freaks Chuy out when people lose a lot of weight. When she asked him why it freaks him out he busts out with "I like big butts and I can not lie" while doing the cabbage patch dance. How can you not laugh at a mexican little person doing that?
It's 1 am and I'm tired so I'm going to bed. I think I gave everyone a little something to think about after reading this. Actually I didn't. I'm pretty sure the 1 1/2 persons who read this will forget everything I've said before they even get to this point but I'm glad you wasted 4 minutes of your life reading my brain vomit.
2. It makes me sick to see parents chain smoking in a car with a child. It doesn't matter to me if the window is rolled down or not. It just makes me sick.
3. I can tie a tie both on myself or on someone else. I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority there. It seems like most people can do it one way or another but not both.
4. I'm almost done Christmas shopping. Neener Neener Neener.
5. I finally talked Zeth into getting the upside down Christmas tree and when went to buy it they were all sold out. This year we are going to have a real tree and hopefully next year I'll get the one I want. This is what an upside down christmas tree looks like.
6. I'm working on planning a vacation to Arizona in March. We are going to go down to visit Zeth's Aunt Barb for spring training. Just so happens the week we are going they don't have many games. I think we are going to take a few days and head up to the Grand Canyon and maybe hit Sedona on the way.
7. I am turning 20-10 in 32 days. I'm having a birthday party on January 3rd. It's going to be an 80's theme so dig out your parachute pants and cut Members Only jacket. Dust off that crimper and those LA Gear hi-tops. We're gonna party like it's 1984.
8. I hope everyone had a happy and healthy Thanksgiving. I survived all of mine.
9. I really hate those commercials that promote different razors and shaving mechanisms. I hate how they show someone shaving their legs and they jerk the razor really fast and act like they cut themselves. I don't know who does that when they are shaving. If you shave like that then you deserve to get cut and maybe you need to be taught how to properly use the razor. Just sayin...
10. I'm kinda already tired of winter and it really only started a week ago. I know it snowed like 3 weeks ago but it didn't stick. The last week or so it has stuck and I'm tired of it. Yesterday I shoveled the entire driveway, our sidewalk, our neighbors sidewalk to the corner and the sidewalk of the old people who live next to us that won't acknowledge the fact that I'm alive. I thought that was very nice of me since they won't look at or speak to me. A-holes.
11. Zeth refuses to believe that he snores so a few minutes ago I video taped him snoring. I know he will deny it saying it was my making noises but its true. He snores LOUD!
12. Tom Cruise is an idiot.
13. I'm not saying that I'm a Tom Arnold superfan but I really don't like the fact that Access Hollywood is exploiting his sexual abuse as a child. Nancy O'Dell is prying into his personal life and asking extremely inappropriate and personal questions that nobody should ask him for entertainment value. She kept asking him if the person who abused him penetrated him. What the hell? I'm not sure that is something he needs to be sharing with an entertainment show. It sounds more like something he should talk to a therapist about.
14. I wish I knew Chelsea Handler in person. Her and I would be Super Best Friends. Her and I are like 2 peas in a pod. Chuy cracks me up also. Everytime that little nugget opens his mouth I laugh so hard I almost cry. Like the other day Chelsea said that it freaks Chuy out when people lose a lot of weight. When she asked him why it freaks him out he busts out with "I like big butts and I can not lie" while doing the cabbage patch dance. How can you not laugh at a mexican little person doing that?
It's 1 am and I'm tired so I'm going to bed. I think I gave everyone a little something to think about after reading this. Actually I didn't. I'm pretty sure the 1 1/2 persons who read this will forget everything I've said before they even get to this point but I'm glad you wasted 4 minutes of your life reading my brain vomit.
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